2021 Weekly Scores by Team- 1st Half
Shamble 4/5/21
Week 1 4/12/21
Week 2 4/19/21
Week 3 5/10/21
On the fourteenth green at the Masters one year, Jackie Burke, Jr. had a twenty-foot putt that needed to roll over a hump on its way to the hole.
Jackie studied the putt. His caddie studied the putt. Finally his caddie straightened up and said "It breaks about a foot."
"Which way?" Jackie asked.
"Well, now I have to look again," said his caddie.
Week 4 5/3/21
Week 5 5/10/21
Three golfers are walking down the fairway.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60 year old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens.”
“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70 year old. “When you’re 70, you don’t have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens.”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?”asked the 60 year old.
“No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?” asked the 70 year old.
“No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am.”
Puzzled with this the 60 year old said, “Let’s get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what’s so tough about being 80?”
“I don’t wake up until seven.”
Week 6 5/17/21
Week 7 5/24/21
Week 8 6/7/21
Week 9 6/14/21
Week 10 6/21/21
2021 Weekly Scores by Team- 2nd Half
2nd Half Week 1 6/28/21
2nd Half Week 2 7/05/21
2nd Half Week 3 7/12/21
2nd Half Week 4 7/19/21
2nd Half Week 5 7/26/21
2nd Half Week 6 8/2/21
2nd Half Week 7 8/9/21
